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Did you catch David Cameron on Aston Villa’s Premier League survival chances last week? He was in Nuneaton launching the Conservatives’ local election campaign and, being a longstanding Villa fan (in the way so many of us developed our childhood allegiances, his uncle was the club’s Chairman), he was asked about their chances of avoiding relegation. His response: “I’m sure it’ll be alright in the end”.
Fantastic! A politician’s near-perfect answer. Short and upbeat. Inoffensive, in that it didn’t mention at whose expense Villa might survive. No definition of ‘the end’ – of the season, of the decade, of the millennium? – so no possibility of being proved wrong. And, as a consequence, utterly meaningless. The trouble was that several